I wear a lot of hats at my job, but the story I am about to convey involves the used car salesman hat. I was out on the lot with a potential customer one steamy afternoon, trying to sell an old passenger van and talking it up like it was a real gem. We were looking it over, walking, talking, and kicking the tires, but as we reached the end of the vehicle, I noticed something strange. Upon closer inspection, some vagrant or acrobat had laid out the longest, straightest, most incredibly placed turd on the back of the bumper of the vehicle. It boggled the mind as to how the feces ended up there, so perfectly laid out along the length of the bumper. Hardly being able to contain my laughter as the customer came around the rear of the vehicle, I chuckled, "That, we will throw at no extra charge to you sir!"
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September 22, 2009 at 12:36 pm by The Colonel in - Co-workers
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September 22, 2009 at 12:36 pm by The Colonel in - Co-workers